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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:34

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How can I remove decimals in math?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
No go.
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.