What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 04:04

Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
A Manson Family member was recommended for parole again. But she's not free just yet - NPR
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
How I’ll Remember Edmund White - Vulture
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Everyone loved it.
No go.
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones