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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 04:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Mets’ need their all-time lost opportunity to be a Dodgers aberration - New York Post

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

A Manson Family member was recommended for parole again. But she's not free just yet - NPR

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the best way to end a relationship with someone who has future plans with you?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

How I’ll Remember Edmund White - Vulture

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

No way

Everyone loved it.

No go.

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Game-Changing Fossil Discovery Reveals That Reptiles Appeared on Earth Millions of Years Earlier Than Thought - SciTechDaily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Unrecognizable Kayla Harrison speaks on making 135lbs for first time in career at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones