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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Salary you need to live comfortably in Virginia in 2025, according to new study - 13newsnow.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

More dental problems as you get older? Aging may not be the real reason - San Francisco Chronicle

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Justin Bieber declares he’s a ‘dad that’s not to be f–ked with’ in bizarre Father’s Day 2025 post - Page Six

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

How Many Burgers Are Too Many Burgers? Here's What Health Experts Advise. - HuffPost

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can I remove decimals in math?

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

No go.

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What contributed to the popularity of The Beatles' song 'Yesterday'? Was it due to its simplicity, lyrics, or other factors?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.